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The schedule's tight on the cluster tonight
So I parallelized my code
All these threads and continuations
My head's going to explode
And all this bolierplate
This FactoryBuilderAdapterDelegatelmpl...
Seems unjustified
Give me something simple
Don't write in Scheme
Don't write in C
No more pointers
That I forgot to free()
Java's verbose
Python's too slow
It's time to know
Write in Go!
Write in Go!
No inheritance anymore
Write in Go!
Write in Go!
There's no do or while, just for
I don't care what your linters say
I've got tools for that
The code never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some features
Make every changes seem small
An the errors that once slowed me
Don't get me down at all

It's time to see what Go and do
'Cause it seems too good to be true
No long compile times for me
I'm free!
Write in Go!
Write in Go!
Kiss your pointer math goodbye
Write in Go!
Write in Go!
Time to give GC a try
I don't care if my structures stay
on the heap or stack

My Program spawns its goroutines without a sound
Control is spiraling through buffered channel all around
I don't remember why I ever once subclassed
I'm never going back
My test all build and pass
Write in Go!
Write in Go!
You won't use Eclipse anymore
Write in Go!
Write in Go!
Who cares what Boost is for?
I don't care what the tech leads say
I'll rewrite it all!
Writing code never bothered me, anyway